I feel bad telling you this, but its because I am better than you.

she's perty.

Cause it's hilarious..

who knew britney would go bald before me?

this is one of my favorite bits from "Curb" "In the spirit of holloween here it is.

Funny

This is a test...no need to see

my momma told me..you'd better joke around

my momma told me..you'd better joke around

Who doesn't enjoy a George W. Bush joke?

I thought this up on the spot, cause I roll that way.

you like to play with fire

Award-winning comedian, Second City Conservatory Alumni and certified hypnotist Don Barnhart has combined his comedy and improvisational skills to create one of the most unique, interactive and funniest comedy-hypnosis shows in the world.

be aware of imposters and burglars posing as comedians.

if nt for the beast within us we would be castrated angels-- hermann hesse

What happened when Edward and Bella got married?

I'm funny

It's awesome