be aware of imposters and burglars posing as comedians.

He's the President and he can audit your ass.

hahaha

I get a guy who thinks he's on tv so disoriented, before he knows it, he's agreeing with e that.... Then, my 13 year old daughter gives the "Blonde Financial Report". You won't see this on CNN & FOX!

its political and it has to do with stand up comedy something you no doubt love if your'e here at ijoke!

realistically i don't think i'd win the contest at ijoke-- so good thing i wasn't eligible. BTW all the contest entries were awesome. some blew my mind! We have some very funny mofos lurking round ijoke.

it's got a great beat and you can't dance to it.

it's got a great beat and you can't dance to it.

it's The Greatest Story Ever Told.

...no animals were injured in the making of this joke, altho a Mexican guy got killed.

it melts in your mouth-- not in your hands.

...you'll duck soup for the rest of your life.

it's cheaper than dinner and a movie.

it's the quicker picker-upper.

...it's fortified with ten essential vitamins and minerals.

you like to play with fire

Award-winning comedian, Second City Conservatory Alumni and certified hypnotist Don Barnhart has combined his comedy and improvisational skills to create one of the most unique, interactive and funniest comedy-hypnosis shows in the world.

be aware of imposters and burglars posing as comedians.

if nt for the beast within us we would be castrated angels-- hermann hesse

What happened when Edward and Bella got married?

I'm funny

It's awesome