he's the best

McCain says goodbye!

it's scientific

a vote for andy is a vote for freedom

it makes you look pounds thinner.

It will slim your thighs and buttocks.

direct complaints to: enforcement division special help center ijoke plaza drive Washington DC

Bill Maher rocks

it's got a great beat and you can't dance to it.

it's The Greatest Story Ever Told.

...no animals were injured in the making of this joke, altho a Mexican guy got killed.

it melts in your mouth-- not in your hands.

...you'll duck soup for the rest of your life.

it's cheaper than dinner and a movie.

it's the quicker picker-upper.

...it's fortified with ten essential vitamins and minerals.

you like to play with fire

Award-winning comedian, Second City Conservatory Alumni and certified hypnotist Don Barnhart has combined his comedy and improvisational skills to create one of the most unique, interactive and funniest comedy-hypnosis shows in the world.

be aware of imposters and burglars posing as comedians.

if nt for the beast within us we would be castrated angels-- hermann hesse

What happened when Edward and Bella got married?

I'm funny

It's awesome