This joke is a true story, except for it didn't happen last night, and I didn't actually say that last part to him, because he told me he had a sword. Incidentally, the Shawarma was AWESOME. It's a place in Adams Morgan a block down from Chief Ike's on Columbia. Go there.
Oh man! By the way, I saw the show All Wear Bowlers by Rainpan43 tonight (http://allwearbolwers.com). Check it out if you have the chance, it is downright amazing. Seriously.
Falafel Shop Owners: Please don't steal my jokes. Also, please do not slit my throat with a sword. I liked the pickles best.
Spencer Colgan is a
retired NYC Police
Lieutenant who
discovered laughter
after his retirement
when he finally had
nothing to do in his
life after his
retirement.
You enjoy process.
Even if it's posted
in a manner that is
counter to its
title...
(they asked me to
post less often, so
instead of a joke
every day this
project is now a
joke whenever I
remember to post it.
The Joke every day
project is still on
my youtube channel
and on day 254.