You can't handle the
truth! Son, we live
in a world that has
walls. And those
walls have to be
guarded by men with
guns. Who's gonna do
it? You? Okay, so
that has nothing to
do with my iJoke,
but I love quote...
I'm a master of
disguise. That
picture of me you're
looking at, make-up,
prosthetics, stage
glue and mirrors.
Actually, I'm 112
pound Jockey working
out of Pimilico in
Maryland. Then
again, maybe I'm
not...