I Am: a wife, sincere, a good listener, easy to get along with, a dog person.

I Am Not: Fake, liar, greedy

I Want: a maid, secluded island, more tattoo's

I Need: to add more hours to each day.

I Have: Everything I need.

I Never: judge anyone, do drugs

I Am Not Always: on time, self-confident

I Get Annoyed By: Snobby and rude people

POWER TOOLS, FOOTBALL Intelligence, Anyone who's not afraid to be themselves! The ability to be able to laugh at your own mistakes.

Liars Complainers Poor Hygeine Lack of Common Sense

My Cousin Vinny The Green Mile
The Godfather
40 Year Old Virgin Million Dollar Baby
Breakfast Club

Las Vegas Beaglers

Jennifer Anderson

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." She did and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him."

The woman replied, " That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she became the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, " That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she became the richest woman in the world!

The frog asked her what she would like for her third wish. She said, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.