It's not what you say, but how you say it. Never quit. Grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. Moved to Las Vegas 1973 at 19 years old. I got 3 darling daughters. Enough about me, Bernie wants to debate Triumph the Insult dog."I'll fix his nut-licking ass! He's the coyote and I'm the roadrunner!" Hope you saw us on America's Got Talent, Bernie said, "America, You Got the Bird!" See www.oscarandbernie.com for crazy stuff!

Love to perform and hang with the performers.

Don't have time for them, keep on trucking! Who said you can't talk politics and religion? Probably some religious political bastard. Do they ever get their hands dirty or break a sweat?

Trains and Tits, things that Dad's love to play with!

Show me yours and I'll show you mine. I did one called "Rock Robbers" and it never saw the light of day, and another one titled "One". Those I had speaking parts. I've been in a bunch as an extra. "Oceans 13". "What Happens in Vegas", "Hangover", "Get Him to the Greek", "Jack of Hearts", and "Race to Witch Mountain".

www.oscarandbernie.com, I'm an open book. Bernie wrote the song "I'm a Freak of Nature and I need my Nature Freak!"

Prison Joke; The con yells out, "47", everyone laughs, the freshmeat sez, "Why did everyone laugh?" The old con sez, "We have been here so long, that all we do is yell out the number of one of our jokes and everyone gets it." Freshmeat sez, "Let me try," and yells "69" Nobody laughs and the new kid sez, "Why didn't they laugh?" The old con sez, "It's all in the delivery!"