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Once I dated a guy with a really large urethra opening....

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27 years old
Montreal
Canada
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Job: Priest
Smoke: No
Drink: Sometimes
Religion: Agnostic
Orientation: Not Sure
Dating Status: In love
Body type: Slim/Slender
MEMBER SINCE: 01/25/2009
STAR SIGN: Scorpio
LAST LOGIN: 03/01/2010 23:21:18
MY RATING: 0.00





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i actually really like steve martin....no, really.


you can visit my blog at: jenniferbest.wordpress.com

i recently gave up booze....i'm trying to figure this out. i'm pretty sure it involves a penis somehow.

Actually, that was written last year and since then I have tried to give up booze roughly six times. I'm somewhere in between now. Also, I apparently have no turn ons.

Wait..twitter. Twitter turns me on

Perky people, vegans, sarah silverman's side burns, sunshine

writing, blogging, thinking about sex, looking for the perfect shrink, button tapping, eating, writing movies, watching movies, taking the dog outside to poop, etc

platoon, full metal jacket, high fidelity, whip it, tank girl, various other movies that involve guns, bombs, dark humor and death.

johny cash, lucero, the ramones, hank williams and metallica. i couldn't name a new band even if you were to pay me.

bukowski, miller

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Displaying 8 out of 8 comments
02/19/2010 01:04:52
Keen observation skills, astute reasoning ability, advanced Psych degree... okay, lucky guess!


02/18/2010 21:08:23
They meaning someone with multi personality disorder. 


02/18/2010 17:31:04
11111111.....I think that's 8! So - funny enough, I too LOVE to take the dogs outside to poop - moreso, though, I love to pick up the poop - specifically when I'm downwind....LOVE THAT!


02/18/2010 14:41:59
Feeling safer already!


02/17/2010 23:43:54
I respect your mind, your funny, your intelligent, your beautiful...now how about you show me some titties? 


02/17/2010 17:07:17
Read your blog.  Nice!  Whether I get the feeling u like me or not


03/28/2009 01:18:09
thanks for the add


01/26/2009 00:39:42
Hello. Hello.
Welcome. And, if there's anything I can do for you... Oh, who am I kidding? I have people for that!


 
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