A guy walks into a bar in California at 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Being mid-day and mid-week, the bar is deserted, except for a hip, surfing type bartender. The guy sits down at the end of the bar and orders a tall one, and prying himself from the lastest issue of Surf's Up Magazine, the barkeep runs a beer down to the end of the bar. Quickly, the bartender makes his way to the other end of the bar to resume his reading.
After a few minutes, the man, still nursing his beer, hears a quiet whisper, "Nice shoes", the voice says, and the man looks up to find no one nearby. Figuring he just imagined the voice, he goes back to enjoy his beer.
Minutes later, he again hears a quiet whisper, "Nice pants", the voice says. Now the guy is getting a little uncomfortable. He's never heard voices in his head before.
As you might figure, a few minutes goes by and again the voice, "Really nice tie", the voice says.
Questioning his sanity, the guy calls the surfing-type bartender over and explains, "Hey brother, I keep hearing voices and there's nobody in here but us. Nice shoes, nice pants, what the hell is going on in here!".
"Dude", the barkeep replies, "Don't sweat it bro, it's just the nuts, they're complimentary!" |
