some goodpickup lines:
(and we use the word “good”pretty loosely here…)
i may not be fred flintstone but i can sure make your bed rock!
excuse me, but i’m new in town, can i have directions to your place?
can i buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i together.
am i cute enough yet? or do you need more to drink?
you must be the reasonfor global warmingbecause you’re hot.
you know what would look great on you? me.
can i read your t shirt in brail?
do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your eyes.
you know what? your eyes are the same color as my porsche.
i think i need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
is your name gillette? because you’re the best a man can get!
do you believe in the hereafter? well, then i guess you know what i’m here after.
do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.
the body is made up of 90% water and i’m thirsty.
baby youmust be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
are you an overdue book? because you’ve got fine written all over you!
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice- can i get your number?
i have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
that’s a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it?
if i had a garden i’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper.
if you were a new sandwich at mcdonalds, you’de be called mcgorgeous.
all those curves! and me with no brakes!
can i even get a fake number?
you’ll do. 
