Northampton is always gonna be home!! Pennsylvania Comedy boy out in Cali...God Bless ya for checkin' out Jonny Loquasto's site...I live in SoCal, the land where breast implants are a common yet economical Graduation gift..This is SoCal, but I say that the perfect body, big boobs, and beautiful face are overrated...I mean, ya date 1 girl with a club foot and everyone says you're "Slumming"... So everyone come out and see me be funny so I can continue to spout off stupid jokes...this was a reading from the book of Jonny L

Mullet and mustache watching, trying to drown myself at the beach, Sports, Honey Roasted Peanuts, scuba diving, screenwriting, basketball, thuggin'... Watching the "F'n Road Trip!!"

DOLEMITE!!, Big Lebowski, UHF, Tommy Boy, Napolean Dynamite, any movie with Richard Pryor, Dumb & Dumber, "Naked Gun" movies...and any of the "Rocky" movies, even Rocky V

Rehab, Brooks Buford, Old school rap, MoTown, Bob Marley, Faith No More, Soundgarden, oldies are dope, Camp Lo, OutKast, Rakim, WestSide Connection, Freddie Foxxx, EPMD, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and the legendary Wesley Willis

Never learned to read in college, I knew I forgot somethin'