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A procrastinator's work is never done

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55 years old
Boston
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Job: Engineer
Smoke: No
Drink: Sometimes
Religion: Jewish
Orientation: Straight
Dating Status: Married
Body type: N/A
MEMBER SINCE: 09/07/2006
STAR SIGN: Pisces
LAST LOGIN: 02/24/2010 12:15:27
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Raised in the bucolic Catskill Mountains of NY, I am perhaps the world�s youngest Borscht Belt comedian still alive today. And I have the mark of Rabbi Goodman to prove it. I possess (or am cursed with) an off beat sense of humor yet an irresistibly optimistic attitude (asshole). I decided to begin my stand-up career when I went to a show and said to myself "hey, I can do this", then my wife said "Shhh".I have the rugged good looks of John Malkovich with the moral character of Larry David. And, a damn good feedback rating on eBay too. Since that fateful night I have appeared at a wide variety of showcases, dive bars, guest spots and open mikes in the New England, New York, Las Vegas, Atlanta, Orlando, Detroit and Colorado Springs areas (now, that's resume gold!) I am a regular at world famous (huh?) Comedy Studio in Harvard Square. Naturally, I have appeared at numerous dive bars whose claim to fame seems to be that they are Darwin Award finalist training facilities, with scant physical injuries. I did once arm wrestle a drunk women during my set though; oh the humiliation! Frankly I was afraid that I was going to break her arm - now that would be a tough reputation - comedy with a snap. I am not adverse to accepting money for my work even though that would affect my amateur status and my eligibility for the comedy olympics (cash works though). I am also a retired race car driver and am a high performance instructor for teenagers and middle age dentists. I also drive the pace car at New Hampshire International Speedway. So, I am fearless, or in self denial; you be the judge.

To see the happiness and laughter of others who will then become my devoted, unquestioning servants ready to do my bidding at a moments notice. Also 2 faced kittens.

People who can't laugh at their own damn selfs, people who don't find me funny and sponge worthy.

Crashing cars, burning money, finding new ways to skin cats.

The day the earth stood still

Yes (and also Yes) and lotsa other chazari.

MySpace is a big waste of time; kinda' like ebay but without the stuff.

JamesBlumenfeld has 44 Posse members



Displaying 10 out of 16 comments
09/19/2007 04:26:54
What you don't have people for that. How cool, you got it Jimbo.Hey man guess what I'm doing tomorrow. I'm doing a comedy show at the annual Orange County Water Association Picnic. Looks like we will have 300 there.
Steve Halbert


09/18/2007 12:27:23
Thanks for joining my posse. Have fun
Steve Halbert


08/27/2007 19:43:59
i need all the calls to cabs i can get! thanks for looking out! Ciao!


08/25/2007 15:15:15
Damn there are a lot of Portlands. I'm in Oregon... I ought to go on a "Go To Portland, See The World Tour"


08/05/2007 21:41:36
Thank you so much for adding the benefit to your harem. Hopefully we'll have a great name, and we'll see you in Boston Oct. 23!
Cathe B


09/28/2006 02:32:28
How do you handle hecklers?


09/23/2006 15:30:17
Bravo!!!


09/22/2006 07:49:12
I guess not.


09/13/2006 23:55:15
Wow, two funny jokes! Do you know any good dick jokes?


09/13/2006 17:46:58
Next-"finding new ways to skin cats"

Is that metaphorical? Or do you have an old world cookbook?


 
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