OH, YOU KNOW... UMM, UHH... WELL, I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN UHHH...AS FAR AS CHINESE ASTROLOGY GOES, I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT I WAS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE COCK. OVERALL, I GUESS I'M STILL IN A STAGE OF SELF-DISCOVERY. YEAH, THAT'S IT! IN FACT, I JUST REALIZED RECENTLY THAT I HAVE TWO TESTICLES!! FOR ALL THESE YEARS I ONLY THOUGHT I HAD ONE. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

OKAY, I CONFESS... I'M A DIEHARD TRUTHAHOLIC. SATISFIED?

SMART, WITTY, INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND CARE ABOUT OTHERS. GENUINELY FUNNY TYPES WHO ARE OUT OF THE BOX, INDEPENDENTLY-SPIRITED. WOMEN WHO LOVE COCKS (AS IN, MALE ROOSTERS) AS WELL AS HENS AND OTHER BIRD-TYPES, WHO LOVE TO ENGAGE IN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ALL THINGS CONSPIRATORIAL, METAPHYSICAL AND ALSO IN THE REALM OF EXPANDED CONSCIOUSNESS. ALSO, SEMI-ATTRACTIVE WOMEN WHO SMELL OF JASMINE, LAVENDER AND/OR A HINT OF COCONUT. AND I LOVE THE SMELL OF A NEW CAR. I GUESS I'M INTO SCENTS AS WELL AS SENSE.

BRAINDEAD PEOPLE, ROTTING CORPSES, SEVERED BODY PARTS,OLIGARCHAL TYPES WHO PROMOTE THE STINKY NEW WORLD ODOR AGENDA. GREEDY BASTARDS AND BITCHES, RUNNY NOSES, FOLKS WHO THINK IGNORANCE IS BLISS. IDIOTS, MORONS, DORKS, DUMBASSES, IMBECILES AND STUPID FUCKS. ALSO, SUPER GIGANTIC BREASTS. LIKE WENDY WHOOPERS, FOR EXAMPLE... YUCK! I SAY ANYTHING MORE THAN A HULKHAND'S WORTH IS NOTHING BUT A WASTE. OH, ONE MORE THING: I HATE INCENSE. ESPECIALLY PATCHOULI.

WRITING, SONGWRITING, SCREENWRITING, JOKEWRITING, DREAMING BIG & READING. MASTURBATING, HIKING, TENNIS, CROSS-COUNTRY BOWLING, CHANNELING TONY CLIFTON, FEEDING THE SQUIRRELS AT GRIFFITH PARK. POINTING OUT CHEMTRAILS OVERHEAD TO PERFECT AND IMPERFECT STRANGERS. ALSO, READING ABOUT ASSASSINATIONS, WATCHING CONSCIOUSNESS-RAISING DOCUMENTARIES AND STUDYING 9/11 FROM THE 9/11-TRUTH POINT OF VIEW. BY THE WAY, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE COLLAPSE OF BUILDING 7?

THE MATRIX (AND SEQUELS), JFK, BOBBY, MAN ON THE MOON, CONTROL, 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE, SCHOOL OF ROCK, PICK OF DESTINY, BEING JOHN MALKOVICH, I LOVE YOU MAN, THE VISITOR, LAW ABIDING CITIZEN, ALMOST FAMOUS, CABLE GUY, SEVEN, CONSPIRACY THEORY, AMERICAN BEAUTY, LEAVING LAS VEGAS, KPAX,
VAMPIRE'S KISS, CRASH (DAVID CRONENBERG'S), RAY, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH AND/OR THINK. OH YEAH, AND PORN! BUT OSCAR CALIBER PORN. PORN THAT HAS A DEEP, DEEP STORY-LINE, GREAT DIALOGUE, EXCEPTIONAL ACTING, UNEXPECTED PLOTPOINTS, CONTINUAL TWISTS AND TURNS, BASICALLY HITCHCOCKIAN PORN.

THEM CROOKED VULTURES ARE MY CURRENT FAVORITE ALONG WITH QUEENS OF THE STONE. JOY DIVISION, ZEPPELIN, PJ HARVEY, FILTER, WOLFMOTHER, COP SHOOT COP, DEAF SCHOOL, T. REX, TORI AMOS, GANG OF FOUR, early ALICE COOPER/DAVID BOWIE, IGGY POP, THE STRANGLERS, SKIN CHAMBER, TOOL, KYUSS, MINISTRY, STP, BOC, XTC, X, TOM WAITS, NEIL YOUNG, FREE, AND OF COURSE THE VIRTUALLY UNHEARD OF--THE SENSATIONAL ALEX HARVEY BAND. I ALSO LOVE MY OWN PROJECTS. THEY INCLUDE: THE CO-GODS (HEADY INSPIRED ROCK), BUILDING 7 (ALT/ROCK), LEPER COLONY (A BIT ON THE GOTH SIDE), THE WOODMEN (ACOUSTIC) & SONIC ORGAZM (CHECKOUT MYSPACE PAGE).

THE BIGGEST SECRET by DAVID ICKE...(FOR FUCKSAKE, ANYTHING BY ICKE), BRINGERS OF THE DAWN, EARTH (BOTH CHANNELED F/THE PLEIADIANS, AMERICAN CONSPIRACIES (JESSE V'S NEW ONE), UNSEEN HAND, HIGH TREASON I & II, ANYTHING BY JIM MARRS, GRAHAM HANCOCK, LEONARD HOROWITZ AND A HOST OF OTHERS. PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING ABOUT 9/11 FROM A TRUTH-SEEKING POINT OF VIEW, NOT LIES, BULLSHIT AND CRAP THAT ENDORSES THE LAME AND UNTRUTHFUL 9/11 OMISSION, I MEAN, COMMISSION REPORT.
DON'T READ MUCH FICTION ANYMORE, BUT WHEN I DO I'LL SNEAK IN A DEAN KOONTZ BOOK, OR SOMETIMES STEPHEN KING. ALSO, WORD!--THE BARE NAKED TEACHINGS OF SWAMI ANACONDA BANANARAMA, IS AMONG MY FAVORITES CONSIDERING IT WAS WRITTEN BY MY SPIRITUAL TEACHER SWAMI ANACONDA.