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26 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States
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Job: Billionare
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Drink: Sometimes
Religion: No Answer
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Dating Status: Hopelessly in love
Body type: Slim/Slender
MEMBER SINCE: 12/04/2008
STAR SIGN: Cancer
LAST LOGIN: 01/01/2010 20:54:21
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I am a believer of loving what you do for your life. If you're a comedian and don't dig it don't do it. It's what I love. Like entertaining and performing....So I do it, in any medium that I can.
I from Northern California and I like all that is Nor Cal (cept for the small town close mindedness, that can suck a limpy.)
I hate fake bitches. They make me sick.
I'd rather be an honest bitch than a sweet liar...
Hit me up if you want friends - lets be the people who popularize ijoke!! I want it to be the FB for funny people you know?!!!!!!! Are you STILL READING THIS?? 8 points for you - claim them in my comments section

smell of rain on hot pavement but only in LA

bad drivers

my puppies, traveling, conspiring, dreaming, creating, loving and exlporing

anything with Depp, Cusak, Damon, Walberg, or Clooney....naturally

Beatles, Foo, BLink 182, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rage, Pink, Brittany (sue me), LMFAO, tformerly used to like an artist formerly known as Kanye, Sublime, Bob, I could go on until the end of time so I'm going to stop because my h key doesn't work right...yeah

There's this book I haven't read yet but I'm told it's very good - that one!! Ah god! Love it!!! Highly recommended

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03/06/2010 02:13:04
Kick some radio ass this A.M?


02/17/2010 17:58:29
I want my 8 points damnit!


01/26/2010 09:18:11
Chelsea rocks


12/01/2009 00:14:45
Nice to meet anohter nice bitch :)


11/25/2009 21:43:34
Did anybody make the 8 points joke yet?  They did...shit.


11/17/2009 21:21:06
Sup E-JO! Hey good lookin out about Mr. J's spot. Ima try get over there soon. And heads up -- we'll be lookin to put you on again out in Alhambra. I know - ALHAMBRA? WHO KNEW!?


11/15/2009 07:19:18
How do I redeem my 8pts??


10/23/2009 18:02:10

I'll take 7 points, because I didn't recognize the Nor-Cal part....Hella ella ella.

 

Go Raiders?



10/22/2009 17:09:21
Really like


10/11/2009 04:40:11
LOL brilliant.


 
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