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I was ugly once, now I'm politically correct

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54 years old
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Job: Unmodel
Smoke: Only When I Get Going Fast
Drink: Only When I Get Going Fast
Religion: Other
Orientation: Straight
Dating Status: Dumped
Body type: N/A
MEMBER SINCE: 10/18/2006
STAR SIGN: Cancer
LAST LOGIN: 02/24/2010 16:58:25
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ABOUT YOURSELF
There is nothing I could possibly type into this little box that would describe me. There is just too much to tell, I am tall, about 4'7 A little chubby but certainly not over 375#. I am cute but refined, raw, but a diamond in the rough. Moslty I'm bored but busy as hell.

TURN ON
[img]http://www.ijoke.com/pictures/turnons.jpg[/img] I like peanut butter. I don't know why, but give me a jar of skippy with nuts and I absolutely go crazy. There's just something about the sticky that gets me. It makes me a total madman. I want to share my skippy with everyone. Would you like some skippy?

TURN OFF
[img]http://www.ijoke.com/pictures/notturnons.jpg[/img] I work too much. There used to be a million things that turned me off, but now, I can get going at the drop of a hat. Hey, did you just drop your hat? Uh Oh, be right back

HOBBIES
Scouring strange bathtubs. I am a clean freak. I can't go into a public rest room without a work pail full of cleaning products.

MOVIES
Sure, you buying?


BOOKS
If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters, where does a woman with one leg work?

IHOP

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From: floydjphillips
12/20/2009 02:11:00

Floyd Phillips


SEND ME TO VEGAS! I NEED YOUR VOTE, by RATING MY CLIP!!! Floyd J. Phillips http://www.ijoke.tv/video/&v=126024902473

From: RyanEliya
07/13/2009 23:11:17
thanks for adding me, I'll let you know when I have a show in your area, come check it out and laugh your ass off

From: jenifer
02/12/2009 12:48:40
Okay, DH, Make my day.

From: hammerdirect
10/24/2008 22:59:41
Glad to be your friend. Hope you enjoy the videos on my page.


From: jesusatemybreakfast
08/20/2008 11:03:05
What if that one-legged woman HAS big boobs?  She could still work at IHOP but I bet at Hooters, she'd get bigger tips.  Just sayin'...

From: cryoken
02/07/2008 02:38:43
I was imagining your voice sounding like Clint Eastwood, until you got to the part about peanut butter. But who knows, maybe he bathes in the stuff. I too like peanut butter. Late at night when I get the munchies I like to sneak in a couple tablespoons of the stuff. By this time my teeth are usually out and safely soaking in a plastic Dixie cup along with one of those cleaning tablets that look like Alca Seltzer. There is nothing quite like gumming peanut butter, Harry. Your whole face gets involved. I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror when I'm doing it, though. Especially when I lick my lips. It always makes me hear banjo music.


From: JSon
08/26/2007 01:44:19
Whats up? Hope you're having a great weekend!

:) J.Son


From: DieLaughingBenefit
08/05/2007 22:22:20
I feel overdressed, but thanks for adding the Benefit to the harem!

Cathe B


From: ComicCowboy1
01/27/2007 05:23:12
Thanks for the invite. I love the turn on pic, .... so you like wedgies too?


From: Rein
01/01/2007 07:36:42
Thanks for the invite! BTW your turn on pic makes me sick at this moment in time. LOL I only hope to get back to that shape. LOL Hush Sean cause I ain't even close! LOL


 
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